Siri can be very helpful when you ask her the right questions.
Ask her what zero divided by zero is, however, and she'll talk you down to the point of humiliation.
"Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends."
Thanks, Siri. I'm going to go sit in a corner alone and stuff my face with cookies, washed down by tears.
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